OOTD: Redrum

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Had a pretty shitty holiday in terms of my health. It turns out altitude sickness is extremely serious, potentially fatal, and fucking TERRIFYING.

So, today, I kicked off the new year and my road to recovery with follow-up visits to the doctor and a brand new therapist for my brand new altitude-sickness-near-death-related anxiety! Hooray! This dress and scarf combo featuring the carpet pattern from The Shining just felt right for the occasion. You know?

Anywho, pics and info behind the cut.

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One Red Dress, Seven Ways – Part One!

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Remember that time I challenged myself to style one blue dress in seven different ways? People really responded positively to that post, and, as an individual who craves external validation, I thought I’d take another stab at that formula. In fact, I thought I’d take two stabs.

So, this time, I challenged myself to style a single red dress – same make and model as the blue one – in not just seven, but 14 different ways. To make it even more difficult, I prohibited myself from using any of the items – shoes, accessories, jackets, etc. – from the previous challenge.

How’d I do? You tell me! Here’s Part One!

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HOLIDAY DRESSING, PART 4: BIRTHDAY

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The most important celebration of the holiday season is easily my birthday, December 15th. Pretty sure it’s a federal holiday. So, go ahead and skip out on work tomorrow.

To help you celebrate, I’ve put together a little list of Redbubble dresses that are appropriately birthday-themed. Enjoy!

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OOTD: In a Gif

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I made a gif! Yes, I pronounce it “jif.” Here is my reasoning:

  1. The creator of the format has said the pronunciation is “jif.” He should get a say in the matter.
  2. For those who insist it must be a hard g as in “graphics”… How do you pronounce the word “scuba”? Do you say “skuh-ba” for “self-contained UNderwater breathing apparatus?” Or do you say “skoo-ba” like a normal person? Do you call a sim card a “sigh-m card” for “subscriber identification module”? Acronyms are often pronounced differently from the words upon which they’re based.
  3. Donald Trump says “gif.”

Now let’s never speak of it again!

Still images and outfit info behind the cut.

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Holiday Dressing, Part 1: Christmas

Holiday Dressing, Part 1: Christmas

Maybe you’ve noticed my love of Redbubble dresses (examples here, here, herehere, and here). Maybe you’d prefer to call it an obsession. Maybe you should stop judging and get off my back for once. Maybe you’re kind of jerk. Maybe you can fuck right off.

WAIT! WAIT! Don’t go. I’m sorry. Look! I picked out a whole bunch of Christmas-print dresses for you. 12 of them, in fact, for the 12 days of Christmas. Isn’t that cute? Forgive me and look at these awesome dresses!

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