Ben and I had the good fortune of visitng B. Bryan Preserve a few months back. I kissed a giraffe. It was pretty terrific.
Maybe you’ve noticed my love of Redbubble dresses (examples here, here, here, here, and here). Maybe you’d prefer to call it an obsession. Maybe you should stop judging and get off my back for once. Maybe you’re kind of jerk. Maybe you can fuck right off.
WAIT! WAIT! Don’t go. I’m sorry. Look! I picked out a whole bunch of Christmas-print dresses for you. 12 of them, in fact, for the 12 days of Christmas. Isn’t that cute? Forgive me and look at these awesome dresses!
Well, now I’m just putting outfits together for the fun of it. Here’s an outfit inspired by one of the greatest television shows of all time, The Simpsons.
Mushrooms are delicious, but did you know they’re fucking beautiful? Look at these gorgeous motherfuckers from a recent visit to Far West Fungi at the SF Ferry Building. (FYI: This amount of cussing is proportional and appropriate to the beauty of the fungi. I found a chart online or something.)
Slideshow behind the cut.
My outfit homage to one of the greatest films of all time.
Got leftover turkey? Here’s a quickie recipe to add some variety to the endless turkey-based meal slog that is the week after Thanksgiving.
I like mushrooms. I made soup.