I have dreamed
I have fed
I have traded
nights of sleep
for a length of work.
Lo, and I have discovered
how soft bloom
turns to green fruit,
which turns to sweet fruit.
Lo, and I have discovered
all winds blow cold
and the leaves,
so pretty, so many,
in the great, black
packet of time,
in the great, black
packet of ambition,
and the ripeness
of the apple
is its downfall.
To make up for the relative paucity of nonsense in my last Book-Centered Gift for My Niece, this week I went crazy-go-nuts. Everything in this one was purchased – whoops!
Anywho, included in this package:
- The Last Unicorn by Peter S. Beagle – I was unfamiliar with this one, but the reviews were so good I picked up a copy for myself. It may be the best book I have ever read.
- a unicorn bookmark made of wood veneer
- a unicorn zippered pouch
- two different unicorn lapel pins
- a pair of unicorn hair pins
- three unicorn stickers
- a tin of unicorn adhesive bandages
- a set of three unicorn pocket notebooks
- a unicorn magnet
- a unicorn journal with Pablo Picasso quote
- a unicorn and mermaids Mad Libs book
- a “You Can Do It” unicorn greeting card – with a little message from me
- a matching flying unicorn sticker
I really hope my niece likes unicorns!
My niece is a voracious reader who dreams of leaving that whole public library baloney behind in favor of her own personal library. Can you blame her?
I had that same dream when I was her age, but have had thirty years to make good on it. I’ve amassed quite a collection, most of which (I donated many boxes of books to a local library a while back) is now quietly collecting dust on the bookshelves, side tables, and/or any available flat surfaces of my home — up to and including the floor. And, though the threat of our home collapsing under the weight of said books concerns me deeply, I continue to purchase more. It’s like a sickness. A sickness that makes you feel good and learn things and exercise your brain and whatever. Disgusting.
Anywho, I got to thinking: This little girl wants books and I appear to possess more books than generally considered healthy for an individual person (if I were a library it would make more sense — you might even be disappointed with the selection — but fuck the library). And, I definitely want to cut back on the amount of just plain “stuff” I own. Perhaps I could send some of these books her way to get her personal library started!
So, each weekend for the last six or so weeks (I haven’t kept track), I’ve sent my niece back in Texas a little package containing an age-appropriate (she’s ten) book from my collection and a little note wishing her well, etc.
At least, that’s how it started.
Apologies for the long delay. I very very honestly intended to post this second part in the red dress series the week immediately following the first post, but… stuff. Lots of stuff. Sickness and stuff. Booooo!
So, anywho, here’s part two of making outfits out of a single red dress. How do you think I did?
Because I would really like it to be Spring already.
Here’s what I wore out to brunch on this rainy San Francisco day.
Had a pretty shitty holiday in terms of my health. It turns out altitude sickness is extremely serious, potentially fatal, and fucking TERRIFYING.
So, today, I kicked off the new year and my road to recovery with follow-up visits to the doctor and a brand new therapist for my brand new altitude-sickness-near-death-related anxiety! Hooray! This dress and scarf combo featuring the carpet pattern from The Shining just felt right for the occasion. You know?
Anywho, pics and info behind the cut.
Remember that time I challenged myself to style one blue dress in seven different ways? People really responded positively to that post, and, as an individual who craves external validation, I thought I’d take another stab at that formula. In fact, I thought I’d take two stabs.
So, this time, I challenged myself to style a single red dress – same make and model as the blue one – in not just seven, but 14 different ways. To make it even more difficult, I prohibited myself from using any of the items – shoes, accessories, jackets, etc. – from the previous challenge.
How’d I do? You tell me! Here’s Part One!
The most important celebration of the holiday season is easily my birthday, December 15th. Pretty sure it’s a federal holiday. So, go ahead and skip out on work tomorrow.
To help you celebrate, I’ve put together a little list of Redbubble dresses that are appropriately birthday-themed. Enjoy!